Continua la saga, amb la duptosa periodicitat anunciada.
"A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.“Well, I'm a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
a la contraportada del llibre "eats, shoots and leaves"de Lynne Truss... tolerancia zero a la mala puntuacio.
"El vi el disfrutem amb quatre sentits, vista, olor, tacte i gust. Es per aixo que brindem, per fer servir-los tots i gaudir-lo plenament"
conversa de tallat a tarrega'07
"La butifarra es com el sexe... o tens una bona parella, o tens una bona ma!"
dita popular per a jugadors de cartes.
continuara...
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